| My Funny Valentine
It wasn’t 10,000 unstrung fog beads the half moon perspired yellow It was 10,000 lemon drops most of which tasted like sweat It wasn’t a half moon about to conk out & crash land splat in an ash tree It was a half pint of Four Roses whiskey headed straight for the olfactory cortex it wasn’t Rosebuds babbling about the ineffable it was just me opening my trap which wasn’t a trap at all but a beak warbling Laura is the face in the misty etc it wasn’t A fern bar glimmering with candlelit chlorophyll Holy Smokes Laura looked great in a bowling shirt there it was A greenhouse buzzing with O Thou Art Sublime Evening Star But it sounded like Zippos hissing the first 3 bars to Somewhere a place for us Unless it was the coffee talking It wasn’t a greenhouse right on the verge of carbon dioxide desperation It was a green chartreuse soused aquarium 10,000 Tonic water bubbles exploded across it splashing shipwrecked on deafening ice cubes they were Desperate to get something off their chests the fact that Laura looks great in a bowling shirt for instance such Tongue-tied effervescence it wasn’t my Body floating thru ocean snow a clownfish stashed in my right jacket pocket it was A Buick Skylark sunk facedown in a ditch amongst 97 impetuous Sea anemones sprouting cowlicks in bad need of combing it wasn’t a cowlick it was a Black comb humming Laura is the face in the misty etc à la Charlie Parker thru green waxed florist paper Unless it was the coffee talking It wasn’t a black comb hummed thru green waxed florist paper it was a Catbird perched saxaphonic atop a phone pole the phone pole being Immaterial just about then there weren’t any phone calls there were crystalline red coral Skeletons longing to do the tango it wasn’t a tango it was The Waltz of the Flowers played backwards though it wasn’t a windowbox full of Waltzing zinnias it was 79 cocoons splitting open inside my innards & Tiger moths seeping out rustling cigarette paper Wings which wings sizzled green in plastic ashtrays like a ditch full of catnip whispering Laura looks great in a bowling shirt Unless it was the coffee talking It wasn’t a ditch full of catnip whispering Laura looks great in a bowling shirt it was Wheels of Botticellean bicycles whooshing swimmingly taking a wrong turn thru the Tunnel of Love It wasn’t the Tunnel of Love it was my mouth stuffed with waterlogged paperbacks hoping to Speak to the situation Unless it was the coffee talking |
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